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      iWoz

      30 Jan 2007

      iWoz at Amazon.comI’ve been breezing through the very excellent recently. For those of you who aren’t geeky enough to know who he is, Steve Wozniak is considered by many to be one of the true geniuses of the past 50 years. When people think of Apple Computer, it’s hard to see anyone else working in that company apart from Steve Jobs; he’s such a dominating presence that I’ll betcha there are a lot of people out there that believe he actually had a hand in designing any of their products. (Try Jonathan Ive, down the hall. Or any number of brilliant engineers and designers that we’ll never know the names of.)

      In the early days of Apple though, the whole outfit could very easily be summed up as just two guys: Woz building ‘em, and Jobs selling ‘em. Specifically, Woz was the one who created the desktop form factor that we all know and love today (i.e., monitor, keyboard and cpu). Prior to that, computers were little more than rows of flashing lights with slots for punch-cards, which made them impossibly difficult for average (or even above average) humans to fathom. After Woz released his first machine though (the seminal Apple I), everybody started implementing the monitor/keyboard/cpu triage, and the world was forever changed.

      I guess the most impressive thing about this guy’s story is that the majority of his innovations were created while working alone, without the benefit of the large-scale engineering teams and support staff of the modern computer industry. It’s very sobering, especially for people like me who are busy trying to delegate as much as work as they possibly can, because it highlights the importance of the individual revolutionary over the throngs of passive followers.

      Anyway, fascinating read. .

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      Hello? Is this thing on?

      28 Jan 2007

      I had a couple hours of free time today and decided to sit down to convert my old blog to WordPress (finally). This has been a really long time coming, as I’ve been using the same hand-rolled blog publishing system for the past five (!) years of writing online.

      Since I have about a thousand or so entries on this thing, it seemed unlikely that I could do the move by hand, so I wrote a short PHP script to massage all the old entries (including images, categorization and the all-important comments) into a more Wordpress-like shape. It took about half an hour to figure it all out, then another half-hour to recreate my blog’s look using Wordpress’s templating system. (While I was at it, I decided to use a slightly different color palette. Still nice and puke-oriented of course.)

      As I write this the whole thing seems fairly stable. The only issues are the main navigation at the top of the blog (not quite as important on a blog site, so it’s not a dealbreaker) and the fact that all of my incoming links are now dead. I’ve gotta find time to write a 301 Redirect or (more likely, since I’m lazy) a 404 catch-all.

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      BlogParteeh 2007 Anecdotal

      27 Jan 2007

      Pretty interesting party (or I should really say "parteeh") last night in Makati. I thought it was pretty well-organized as far as events go, and although I couldn’t stay till the end of it (I bugged out right before dinner was served) I think the steering committee did a sterling job of keeping the thing moving at a good clip.

      I suppose my only issue with this — or any other party for that matter — is the relative shallowness of the conversations you tend to have. Now, I don’t mean that the people themselves are shallow, but the level of detail that you can afford to get into with each person is often frustratingly superficial. You skip from one conversation to the next without ever really having one that went beyond link-back jokes or Adsense clicks. Pretty much the only conversation I had that went into any level of detail was with Gail of Kutitots, and Markku of RebelPixel.

      That said, I do get that the whole point of a party is to meet a big bunch of people in one central place so you can pick and choose which ones you want to continue talking to after the event. So in that respect, I was reasonably successful. I did meet a whole bunch of very interesting people, after all.

      Pics all over the place by now, but check out Chris’ batch here.

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      BlogParteeh 2007

      26 Jan 2007

      Here’s me being chronically dilatory again:

      I’m crashing today’s BlogParteeh thingamabob in Makati. It’s invite-only so it seems like a pretty big deal. Check out the official website and participants list here. I looked over the list and I’ve read maybe 8 or 9 of the bloggers on it. I really do need to do my research properly next time. 

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      Eragon

      15 Jan 2007


      Christopher Paolini’s Inheritance Trilogy (currently “Eragon” and “Eldest”) has been keeping me company over the past few weeks and I have to say that I’ve grown pretty attached to the whole Alagaesian landscape. They’re not perfect books — or even very original — but they’re entertaining in a way that Harry Potter or other well-executed pop literature are, and make for great light reading every night before I go to bed.

      The movie though, was unbelievably horrible. Allow me to nitpick as only an Eragon fan can:

      1. No elves or dwarves.
      This isn’t a discrepancy so much as a huge-ass rewrite. The political triangle formed by the humans, elves and dwarves was a big part of what made the first book interesting, and the fact that there are no elves in the film version makes me wonder how in the world they’re going to adapt the second book (where Eragon undergoes some fairly crazy transformations). Arya, who Eragon saves from the Shade, is supposed to be an immortal Elvish princess, and the short bearded guy with the Scottish accent was supposed to be the dwarf warlord Orrik. And part of the reason why Eragon’s Dragonrider status is so controversial is that most Riders were elves, not humans. (The first Rider, also named Eragon, was Elvish, for example.)

      Now, although I think it’s atrocious that they decided to gloss over such a key element, I do have an idea of why they did it: it’s too much like Lord of the Rings for the average movie fan to swallow. With Peter Jackson’s adaptation being the high watermark for all film fantasies, it’s likely that the filmmakers wanted to avoid any direct comparisons to what is undoubtedly a better movie. (On the other hand, every major fantasy has elves and dwarves; it’s not like LotR has a patent on them.) Either that, or they just couldn’t afford Orlando Bloom/John Rhys-Davies.

      2. No John Malkovich.
      I have nothing against John Malkovich as an actor, and I do think that his scenes were decent and all. The thing is though, the evil Rider Galbatorix doesn’t actually appear in the first book. Indeed, he doesn’t appear in the second book either. He’s mentioned all the time of course, but he never actually has any scenes. The idea was to build up this evil, unseen force for a huge final confrontation, and revealing him early on considerably reduces the “unseen” part of that equation.

      3. Cruddy-looking Urgals
      To make a loose sci-fi comparison, Urgals are portrayed in the book as the Klingons of Alagaesia. The particular race of Urgals that Eragon encounters, called the Kull, are eight feet tall and built like tanks. They’re not the kind of creature that you could kill with a single swipe of your sword. The ratio, as I recall, was something like 4 human warriors to one Kull. In the movie they look like bulky Mudvayne rejects. Not exactly the most awe-inspiring (or indeed, fear-inducing) henchmen you’ll ever meet.

      4. Baby dragon all grown up now
      This is more of a stylistic peeve than anything else, but in Eragon the movie, there’s a scene where Baby Saphira takes off, undergoes a series of weird explosions and emerges a full-grown dragon. In the book, several months have passed before Saphira is bigger than her Rider. The choice to abbreviate this section of the book is actually at the heart of my biggest issue with the adaptation, which brings me to:

      5. 90 friggin’ minutes
      You know how Lord of the Rings had 2 1/2 hours running time per movie, and still had about 20 minutes of extra scenes in their respective extended editions? Eragon needed to be like that. Every epic needs to be like that. 90 minutes is just a ridiculous length to be aiming for; you’re forced to shoehorn too many sequences into too little time. 90 minutes is the length of a Disney cartoon, and even the Harry Potter movies, which were collectively a far more kid-friendly story than the Inheritance trilogy, was longer than that.

      The decision to truncate so many of the story’s key sequences — Saphira’s growth, Brom and Eragon’s journey across Alagaesia, Eragon’s pseudo-rivalry with Murtagh, the political struggles within the Varden — severely diminished what was a fairly compelling fantasy, instead reducing it to a picture book of cardboard cutouts and awkward one-liners.

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      SM Investments

      10 Jan 2007

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      In between overhauling mobiuslive, building a new Australian sports social network (still in stealth), moving to a new office and engaging in the hundred other things involved in running a business, I’ve somehow found time to redesign the SM Investments website. (SM Investments is, as you probably know, an umbrella company owned by Henry Sy which encompasses all his various holdings.)

      This is probably going to be one of the last corporate websites I’ll ever design, and it’s easily the simplest and most to-the-point. I got the inspiration for it after looking long and hard at the SM design sense, and realizing that they were on the opposite extreme as their closest competitor, Ayala Inc (which I did one website for back in 2002). Where Ayala uses curves and wavy lines and subtle tones, SM uses big hulking blocks of text against bold background colours. It’s a pretty startling difference, and goes directly to the core of what makes each of these companies tick.

      Check out the SM Investments website here. 

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      Thoughts on the Metro Manila Film Festival

      7 Jan 2007

      As we reach the final day of the MMFF 2006, the critical backlash of bestowing the dubious "Best Picture" award to Enteng Kabisote 3 has reached fever-pitch (see the full list of winners here). Lots of writers (mostly offline, in newspaper editorials) have stated that EK3 has no artistic merit whatsoever and have declared the MMFF an utter travesty.

      What’s interesting to me is that it’s taken them this long to realize that. (In truth, this is simply a rerun of last year’s hubbub; amazingly, even our movie-related controversies are unoriginal.)

      Most of the essays I’ve seen allude to an adjustment in the "Best Picture" judging criteria, which now includes a 40% chunk for "commerical success." The rules change made EK3 a clear frontrunner with PhP59.5 million in earnings after only its fourth day in theaters ("Kasal, Kasali, Kasalo" was a distant second with only PhP42 million). The popular notion is that reducing or removing that 40% chunk would result in a more appropriate Best Picture choice. These writers mostly miss the point; the issue isn’t in the rules, it’s in the game.

      Having actually seen EK3 (along with Shake, Rattle and ROFL 8, Matakot Ka Sa Karma, and several other MMFF entries over the past 4 or 5 years), I think I have a pretty good idea of the general level of quality that the Film Festival has to offer, and it’s hard to say that any of those films are "appropriate" Best Picture selections. One wonders how that can be, considering that these movies are entries into the year’s most important movie awards? Again, the nature of the game dictates the sort of people who play it.

      Since the MMFF was inaugurated, the notion of barring foreign films from theaters for a period of two weeks at the end of each year has been its defining feature. The idea was to encourage the growth of the local film industry by not giving moviegoers a choice: either they watch a filmfest movie, or they don’t watch a movie at all. The filmfest movies get more exposure, producers make more money, filmmakers get paid more, the overall quality of the landscape improves. A simple, well-intentioned solution to a convoluted problem.

      The weakness in the solution becomes evident when you think about what it’s actually doing. The filmfest creates an artificial environment where local movies can dominate, i.e., a place where films like Titanic and Lord of the Rings cannot compete … indeed, are not even allowed entry. To make a suitable movie analogy, a jedi apprentice cannot hone his abilities to the level of the masters by only sparring with other apprentices. Likewise, there is no motivation to improve our filmfest movies (in terms of artistic merit) when there are only a handful of other movies — all of them local — to compete against.

      This artificial environment has one other, possibly more damaging, side effect: it’s a huge cash cow. As our local film producers have discovered, the film fest is a great opportunity to milk the public for every centavo in their film-viewing budget. The end result is that it makes more economic sense to release crowd-pleasing, turn-your-brain-off fare like EK3 than more artistically-inclined, niche features. You can’t argue with PhP59.5-million pesos or more in year-end profit, after all.

      So where does this leave us, inundated as we are with a festival that encourages entries that are steadily more ludicrous with each coming year? The MMFF cannot continue without taking a serious look at its various repercussions.

      One good first step would be to scrap the "film festival" nomenclature, as the very idea of a festival that celebrates mediocrity subservient to marketing is oxymoronic (with a passionate emphasis on "moronic"). Call it "Support the Local Film Industry" month or something. Then recant the foreign-film lockout but require each mall or cineplex to devote at least half of their theaters to the "SLFI" movies. Then do a 2-in-1 deal where PhP250 gets you a ticket to one foreign film and one local film of your choosing. (Hey, if it works for value meals and music CDs, it should work for movies.)

      The idea should be to passively encourage moviegoers to see a local movie without forcing it down their throats the way the current MMFF does. This forces the local filmmakers to step up, as their movies will be actively compared with their international siblings. I’m not talking about comparing movie budgets of course, as that would be pretty naive, but about producing movies that the international filmmakers cannot. Think about it: our single biggest advantage over foreigners is that the movies we produce are uniquely targeted to the Filipino audience, something which a Steven Spielberg or Martin Scorsese movie could never hope to achieve. So use that advantage, and make movies that are Filipino movies, not cheap knockoffs of Star Wars and Crouching Tiger the way EK3 is. Bollywood pulls this off all the time; it’s not impossible.

      Otherwise, the mediocrity will never end, and each new film festival will have ever sillier entries to brandish and market. I mean, come on, I’ve been choking this stuff down for the past 4 years. A guy can only take so much.

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      Enteng Kabisote 3

      1 Jan 2007

      Vic Sotto is the undisputed king of the annual filmfest box office, or so I’ve been told.

      It’s difficult to ascertain exactly why that is, as Enteng Kabisote 3 (and indeed, every movie I’ve seen him in over the past 5 years) is, to put it bluntly, an utter crapshoot. Clearly there is a force at work here that I cannot fathom; Vic Sotto has somehow learned to infuse mind-altering pheromones into every film reel, TV spot, and movie poster with his face on it. It’s the only logical explanation for his success.

      If you’re wondering if this is one of those movies that are so bad they’re actually good, the answer is "yes" and "no." For brief periods, it’s positively hysterical (I don’t mean I laughed at any of the jokes; I was laughing at the jokes we were making as we tossed popcorn at the screen). The problem is the darned thing is nearly 2 hours long, and it can be exhausting to try to keep your spirits up for the duration.

      Thus far, I’ve been avoiding talking about the actual plot of this movie, as I honestly had trouble following the various dead-end sub-plots, and irrelevant cameo appearances. After a totally unnecessary opening sequence in which stiletto-sporting lesbians from the 80’s wield lightsabers from the 70’s against a race of evil chameleons from the 60’s, we are reintroduced to the Kabisote family of the 2000’s with their newly-opened PLDT MyDSL-powered Internet Cafe. We see that Enteng has become a crass, money-laundering womanizer, even after countless arguments with the young-enough-to-be-his-daughter Faye (played by Kristine Hermosa, who is, I think, the only good thing about this whole movie).

      Over the next hour or so, the filmmakers proceed to rip-off every science-fiction or fantasy film known to man. There’s also a big fight at the end involving more lightsabers, Queen Amidala in drag, and a series of the most terrible wire-fu you’ve ever seen.

      Not only does this movie trundle along at a snail’s pace, it’s also inundated with advertising. EK3 goes way beyond the regular big-logo-behind-main-character type of advertising; the plugs are worked right into the dialogue, with entire scenes extolling the virtues of PLDT’s long-distance BudgetCard, or marvelling at the efficacy of Ariel Detergent as a stain remover ("better than magic!"). Other products include Xtreme MagicSing, the aforementioned PLDT MyDSL franchise-in-a-box and CDO hotdogs. (To be fair, EK3 didn’t pioneer this kind of in-your-face advertising; that honor goes to Mano Po, afaik.)

      Still, I don’t begrudge the film producers for shamelessly selling out; the debate on advertising ethics and the local movie economy is really beside the point here. EK3 required a budget, and that budget had to come from somewhere. In terms of ROI, EK3 will probably prove to be the best investment those brands made all year. It’s a marketing vehicle disguised as a movie, which makes it nigh impossible to review in terms of artistic merit.

      What bugs me the most though is that even with all those ads, they still charged PhP140 for the movie ticket; couldn’t they have at least given us 50% off?

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