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      An Absolute Godawful Waste of Time

      30 Dec 2002

      As some of you may already know, I’m a real hermit when it comes to major holidays like Christmas and New Year’s Eve. My idea of a good holiday is three days of peace and quiet with a pile of new comics, a fast internet connection and a room with a big window. Needless to say, this has been resulting in some pretty boring year-enders for me.

      This isn’t a blog entry, but I thought I’d indulge myself and write about the past two days. If you don’t feel like reading this drivel, feel free to scroll on down and read the flames instead.

      Sunday, December 29, 10pm

      I meet up with Mr. Clean and the other highfiber guys for gaming night. I am expecting a long night, so before I leave the house I brew myself a nice cup of coffee and swallow a few vitamins. We play some warcraft, but spend most of our time playing battlefield 1942 like a bunch of retards.

      Monday, December 30, 3am

      Clean goes home, and the rest of us look for a place to eat.

      Monday, 4am

      We’re back at the gaming joint.

      Monday, 6am

      Everyone looks about ready to lose consciousness. After dropping Mike off, I drive home and faint.

      Monday,1030am

      I wake up with a start and remember that I have a deadline for a storyboard that afternoon, which is just great because we are coincidentally, leaving for the hotel today also. The storyboard was for a music video, something which I had the past 3 days to work on, but decided to put off until the last possible minute.

      Monday, 4pm

      We’re at the hotel and I am negotiating a few more drawings out of my shaking right hand. The guy I’m working with kindly moves our meeting place to just a block away from our hotel, so if I run, I’ll make it.

      Monday, 530pm

      I do make it, right on time. I’m actually so early that the other people we were meeting aren’t there yet.

      The only problem is, I forgot to bring the storyboard with me.

      Monday, 8pm

      Meeting’s over. We’re shooting on the 5th of January, and are, as usual, not certain how we can make our shoestring budget fit. I wanted to have some exploding 18-wheelers, but had to remove that scene for budgetary reasons.

      Monday, 830pm

      I am fucking bushed, but pass by Powerbooks looking for something nice to read before I sleep. I end up going home with three new graphic novels, among them, Batman:Year One, JLA:Earth-2, and Crisis on Infinite Earths.

      Monday, 930pm

      I am in bed, with a comic open on my lap, and bag of French Fries on my left. Next door, my folks are watching Panic Room. I drag myself out of bed for it, and really love the amazing title sequence. The rest of the movie is ok, but the title sequence is just fantastic. Did you know that that was Dwight Yoakam under that ski mask?

      Monday, 2am

      I’m still awake, reading Crisis. The dialogue is so old-school that I doze off and wake up when my sister’s phone starts buzzing.

      Tuesday, December 31, 900am

      I wake up with a start and remember that I have another deadline for that afternoon, this time for 12 calendar illustrations. I am like, 6 drawings short when I sit down to start drawing.

      Tuesday, 300pm

      I’m just about done now, and just have to bring the illustrations to my friend’s office in Ortigas. This would be a lot easier if I could afford to use the hotel’s business center to scan, process and email the drawings, but I’m not earning enough out of this gig already.

      Tuesday, 4pm

      I’m back in the mall. I want to go upstairs and sleep, but sleep is for losers, so instead I look for an internet cafe, and here I am.

      I have another deadline on the 2nd, but hopefully I can use tonight and tomorrow afternoon to do that …

      See, with vacations like this, who needs work?

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      25 Dec 2002

      Here’s an example of one of those I-Coulda-Told-You-That Scientific Discoveries:

      Teens with romantic partners are [...] more likely to [lose their virginity] in December , according to this article.

      They did go on to mention that June was still the most common month for teens to lose their virginity via casual sex, probably because of summer vacation (in the US). But for teens in serious relationships, December is the month to target, apparently :)

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      25 Dec 2002

      Here’s an interesting bit of ebusiness news:

      , who has for the past two years, partnered itself with to perform its web-searches, has just acquired Inktomi, the second most important search engine that you’ve never heard of. Inktomi is the engine used by sites like about.com, hotbot.com and search.msn.com, and it’s anybody’s guess how the 3 companies will be able to live together in peace. The acquisition was probably prompted by Google’s continued expansion, i.e., it’s looking more and more like a Yahoo Alternative this past year.

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      Google Zeitgeist

      16 Dec 2002

      Google just released their No Comments »

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      EPanhandling

      16 Dec 2002

      An amazing new trend online these days is “cyberbegging,” which has become so popular that Yahoo actually acknowledges these sites with their 4 Comments »

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      The Secret List

      12 Dec 2002

      Luis’ List of Things To Look Out For in a Girlfriend

      (or LLOTTLOFIAG, for short)

      Below is my previously super-secret list of qualities to look for in a girlfriend. Since I have

      given up dating, I believe that this, like the previously top-secret research about the atomic bomb, may now be disseminated throughout the public domain with little consequence.

      1. Above Average Intelligence

      This is the most important quality for me, and it unfortunately makes my pool of potentials that much smaller. (Please don’t interpret that as a sexist remark, I believe there are a lot of stupid males out there too; of course, what concerns me is the stupid females, but i guess that goes without saying.) If you want numbers, an IQ of at least 110. I know that that sounds a bit restrictive, but I’m quite sure I wouldn’t be happy with a girlfriend with an IQ of a truck driver, so there.

      If you’re wondering how in the world I can ascertain a girl’s IQ, I carry a simple 4-question test from MENSA in my wallet at all times.

      2. Low to Below Average Volume Levels

      This is a good way to curb #1, because a lot of the smart girls I met initially were, shall we say, “loud whining bitches,” which I found annoying to say the least. I’m always wary about girls that can’t stop talking because I feel like they’ll suddenly just pass out on the floor at any minute, and I will be expected to drag their loud whining bitch asses to the hospital. I read somewhere that a girl’s average number of spoken-words-per-day is about 10,000, while a guy’s is about a third of that. 10,000 words is enough to code all of Highfiber’s PHP modules for God’s sake.

      Also, soft-spoken girls have the added bonus of being very easy to introduce to your parents … as opposed to a “loud whining bitch”, of course.

      3. Humorous

      That is, “having a sense of humor”, and NOT “having a humorous appearance”. I go for Wit rather than Slapstick in the humor department. I’m especially into racist and other forms of mean, politically-incorrect humor, but I draw the line at girls who actually prefer Guy Humor. I’d like that she could take a few raunchy jokes here and there without being offended, but as soon as she hunkers down and laughs about cock smoking with my friends, I’m outta there.

      4. Sweet like Country-Style Maple Syrup

      This is beginning to sound like a lonely hearts column, so I won’t dwell on this quality too much. All the humor and wit in the world won’t matter if you aren’t cuddle-able, so there.

      5. Knows What Works

      This is the only quality that has something to do with appearance. I like girls that know how to look nice in context. For example, I don’t go for girls who go to school with a lot of make-up on because I don’t really think it’s appropriate. I also don’t like girls who try to wear tight clothes when they’re tubby. It’s all about what makes you look good and what is appropriate for the situation and above all, knowing the difference between Too little, Too much, and Just Plain Wrong.

      6. Isn’t a Debate-Whore

      This is another quality that I notice among smart and/or humorous girls. They tend to second-guess you at every opportunity, probably due to some insane, overpowering need to remind you of their smart and/or humorous personality. See, once I have made certain that a girl meets requirement #1, I no longer need to be reminded of that fact, especially Not Every Goddamned Minute for chrissakes.

      Even small things like, if this particular episode of Friends has been aired before or not, becomes a subject of extreme dispute. I happen to feel very strongly about this quality, because I’m the sort of person who will not get into an argument unless I absolutely have to. Instead, I will be driven mad by the idea that I could’ve won that argument if I had tried, except I didn’t. Because I’m a loser.

      7. Not Afraid to Experiment

      You can interpret this one any way you want.

      8. Loyal Like a Puppy

      I’m really big on loyalty and fidelity, for personal reasons, and I expect the same from a girlfriend. People show loyalty in different ways and it’s hard to really categorically say if a person is loyal or not. A girlfriend who can happily spend hours on end talking to other guys about their life or their job or how wide she can spread her legs, would make me really suspicious, to say the least. I don’t believe in blind loyalty however. Use your head, by all means. It’s a relationship, not a marriage.

      9. Doesn’t need big musckles

      This is more of a cosmetic requirement. You only need 1 muscle to please a woman anyway.

      … Well, 2, counting your tongue.

      10. Appreciates the Details

      This is the last requirement, and it’s coincidentally something I look for in friends as well. I don’t like people who live life in fast-forward, whose only definitions of success are where you’ve been and what you’ve done and who you know. There is so much beauty and humor and silliness in everyday life that a lot of people never stop to appreciate, and I find that to be a real waste. All you have to do is walk around and look.

      To any girl who fits _all_ of these qualities, you’re too late, sorry. Maybe in another lifetime. In the meantime, you may amuse yourself with http://www.highfiber.org/staff.php?id=18. A poor substitute, I know, but at least he’s got bigote.

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      5 Dec 2002

      Cool articles from The New Scientist:

      Penis grown in lab! Eunuchs rejoice!

      Proper shoelacing according to combinatorial mathematics. Yes, I really needed to know this.

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      4 Dec 2002

      Two kickass links today:

      Nominees for the Literary Review’s Bad Sex Prize 2002. Excerpts from some of the most bizarrely-written sex scenes of the year.

      Menacing images from artist Robert Gligorov. This gives me the creeps actually, but it’s good, good stuff from an artistic standpoint.

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      T3

      1 Dec 2002

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