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      Moving Out: The Stove

      25 May 2006

      So I’ve been trying to learn how to cook as part of the Big Move, and I find that I’m constantly being reminded of just how intricate a system the culinary arts are. Case in point:

      I’ve been struggling with making pancakes on my little electric range for the past week, with mixed results. So far, they’ve all tasted decent, but I can not seem to get the color right, no matter how hard I try. I am probably one of the few people outside of a professional chef that would care this much about what color my pancakes are, but there you go.

      Recently, as if by some cosmic coincidence, I came upon this blog entry by Sacha Chua, which I will summarily copy and paste here so we’re all on the same page:

      use a teflon pan. heat pan. put very very little oil on the pan. pour batter. turn down heat so pancake (first bottomside) will brown evenly. When pancake (topside) starts to bubble, watch and flip pancake as soon as bubbles have burst and batter looks dry. pancake is cooked when it rises (thickens) You can check if the second face is done. If not, you may turn the heat up just a little bit. Remove pancake from pan. Turn up heat again for the next pancake. Use the thickest, flattest pan that you have so your pancakes will brown evenly.

      So I tried it this morning, placing the power dial at about half and waiting with the proverbial bated breath at the kitchen counter. After nearly ten minutes the top of the pancake had still not bubbled (because I think half-power on an electric is only good for keeping your drink warm or something), so I turned up the heat a little more. When it finally started showing signs of bubbles (like, 3), I turned it over (because by then I had been standing there for almost 15 minutes) and discovered the pastiest looking pancake I have yet created. At this point, I left the kitchen and checked email for a few minutes. When I came back I checked the underside and found another pasty-looking pancake, albeit less pasty than the side currently on top. SO I tried turning it over one more time. Big, big mistake. It was newbie night at Olympic Heights, what can I say.

      The pancake promptly collapsed into three separate pieces as soon as I tried to lift it (with a turner, not a fork, mind you).

      At this point, I had pretty much chalked this particular attempt as a failure, so I just pulled the whole thing out, poured maple syrup on it, plopped a generous helping of fruit salad on the side, and hey presto! A really sad pancake breakfast.

      Oh well.

      I’m not completely certain what went wrong, but I do have some ideas: 1) I didn’t heat the pan long enough, 2) I made my batter too thick to properly use this trick, or 3) pancakes just hate me. Whatever. There’s no reason to be depressed for too long anyway. I’ve already resigned myself to having pancakes for breakfast every single day until I figure out how to do this properly, so there’s always tomorrow.

      4 Responses to “Moving Out: The Stove”

      1. tundra Says:
        May 25th, 2006 at 9:36 pm

        Try a conventional gas stove. It’s more cost-efficient for one thing (believe me, your meralco bill will thank you late…that’s coming from a 20-something husband and father), the gas tank will last you a couple of months or so, and it heats food more efficiently.

        Aside from frying hotdogs, I’ve had fair experience in making pancakes…what you could do is actually add a teaspoon of oil in the batter itself and mix it, this will be easier to flip the non-sticky, half-cooked pancake over.

        Flipping it over can should be done quickly to prevent the uncooked part dripping batter on the pan. Also, this should only be attempted when the underside is thoroughly cooked to prevent it from collapsing. You don’t have to wait for the bubbles to burst really. LOL, and don’t be checking your email, let alone leave the stove while you’re cooking (i’m thinking it took so long because the burner was on low).

        It’s wise to use a teflon pan as you did to make the flipping process much smoother. I also tend to actually hold the frying pan by the handle and tilt the pan a bit when scooping up the pancake to turn it over, with the other hand tentatively prodding the underside with my untensil/turner until its structual integrity is good enough to allow the said flipping.

        Once you’ve gotten the pancake turned over, you just have to play it by ear (or nose) to see if the midsection is cooked to your liking. Me personally, I like my flapjacks just a bit moist. You can check by using the corner of the turner to poke the damn thing to see if the inside is ok.

        And yes, I have too much time on my hands.

      2. tundra Says:
        May 25th, 2006 at 9:38 pm

        erratum: “your meralco bill will thank you LATER” and “Flipping it over SHOULD be done quickly “

      3. cookie Says:
        May 26th, 2006 at 4:37 am

        Ok from what you just described it seems to be a heat issue. Pancakes are supposed to cook really fast and if you actually had time to check emails while it cooked, thats too little heat. Electric stoves are just fine, they will get hot enough you just have to wait longer.

        You have to heat the pan and test it by dropping a bit of batter on it. It should be hot enough to cook that drop in like 10-20 seconds.

        you can either use a ladle to pour uniform sized pancakes or just pour it from any pitcher type vessel with a handle and just estimate the sizes. Dont do anthing with it once you pour to the size you want. Let it do the bubbles thingy as you read of and in about 1-3 minutes you should be able to flip it over with a spatula. The main trick is to let it form solid on the cooking side to be able to get it off iin one piece.

        Also: even though you just put a little oil in a teflon pan you should still add some more after your second or third pancake because the first two pretty much sucks up most of the oil. Not all teflon pans are the same, some work others dont. The additional oil is your insurance for a truly nonstick cooking session.

        Lastly: At home we cheat, we use those big non stick electric grills the kind that rice in a box foodcarts use. That way with 18″ diameter of workspace you can make 5-6 pancakes in one go and grill your bacon on the side with warcraft style micro managing.

      4. tundra Says:
        May 26th, 2006 at 2:19 pm

        iam humbled.

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