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    • 5

      Ayala Malls, some griping

      24 Oct 2004

      A few months ago, I joined a pitch to redesign the Ayala Malls website, a hefty project that was supposed to keep me busy for about 10-12 weeks. The deal ultimately fell through, and I found out later that the gig was awarded to this small design studio I’d never heard of.

      My pitch design looked liked this. After not having seen it for almost half a year, I’ll admit that it’s actually a bit over-the-top for a shopping portal.

      Well, the new site was launched some time ago (although I only remembered to check today), and I have to say, that is the most godawful shade of red I’ve ever seen on a portal (and no, it ain’t web-safe either).

      The whole thing smacks of an amateur developer’s handiwork. I mean, just look at those blurry tool-icons on the upper right. Why is that printer icon leading me to the sitemap? And why does the sitemap have all that “cool” stock-Dreamweaver Javascript, but links to nowhere?

      CSS is used inconsistently throughout the code too. Apart from the fact that they still use the positively archaic <font> tag, the CSS file itself looks like it was written by a mindless automaton.

      Other weirdness includes the misspelled “Neswletter” header (and check out the limp-dick copy on that page too), the disabled right-click (which, I suppose, they implemented to prevent you from copying their wonderful tool-icons), and the ridiculously-stretched logos on this page.

      I could go on and on, but hey, I don’t want people to think I’m bitter or anything.

      5 Responses to “Ayala Malls, some griping”

      1. mocca Says:
        October 24th, 2004 at 1:25 pm

        gggrooowwl. i hate them.

        the site just looks like the old one done in different colors!

        where’s the flash-enabled map?! where’s the frickin interactive guide they were insisting on?! even their store search doesn’t work! i hate them.

        this is depressing. it’s proof that the reason why we didn’t get the project is because i screwed up the presentation :(

      2. muffin Says:
        October 24th, 2004 at 8:55 pm

        AHAHAHAHAHh!! da angerrrr, da bitterness. :D i think they went through with the other design people because they’re cheaper you money grubbing whore. :p

      3. mocca Says:
        October 25th, 2004 at 3:15 am

        they don’t really care about cost. they could have negotiated the price. they just didn’t believe us when we said that walk-through interactive 3d shit is too hard to do.

        i bet they won’t get paid for a long time.

      4. luis Says:
        October 25th, 2004 at 9:08 am

        mocca, if it makes you feel better, i don’t blame you at all for us not getting that project. i just feel bad that the final result turned out so poorly when i know i could’ve done a little better than that :)

      5. kala Says:
        October 28th, 2004 at 1:44 am

        your pitch design in jpeg looks better than the actual site itself. didn’t know ayala would be cheap enough to have their website made by a bunch of monkeys … considering that they ARE ayala.

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